9 Reasons Green Lanterns Are the Universe's Worst Protectors
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|Hope I poop soon, though.…Hot pockeeeeeet….|
|"There is no debt ceiling….Whoa."|
|They even sport the same haircut,|
and both of their offiices sometimes explode.
|The Lord did not end up buying her a Mercedes Benz.|
However, she did get a pretty sweet Porsche.
|"My name is Miguel O'Haha. I am a geneticist trying to recreate Spider-Man's powers in others.|
In an unrelated story, I gained those exact powers trying to break my forced-addiction to drugs. Really."
|So that's what happened to the Red Skull!|
|"Pissing your pants stops fire magic, right?"|
|"It's STEP, SPIN, STEP, TWIRL, Potter! Get it right!"|