Which is pretty stupid considering how entertained I was all night. Case in point: this was discussed:
Things Derek Jeter Can Do After He Retires:
- Sports Commentator
- Team Manager
- Grow his hair out and work on his pale
- Start sending naked pictures to former fans he's harassing now that it can't affect his career and no one will care if he looks like a fat old grandpa with small junk
- Develop his acting career by replacing OJ Simpson in a remake of The Towering Inferno. (Or make an epic baseball movie with Bugs Bunny)
- Finally get to try a Fenway Frank
And now you can't un-see it.
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