Abduction | What the Hell is This Movie?

What is this?


1. The Bourne Infancy

2. Taylor Lautner's desperate attempt to not get type-cast

3. Lion's Gate trying to see how many "I Was A Teenage Kidnapped Super Spy" movies they can make banking on Twilight's success.

4. John Singleton's revenge against his multiple teeanage daughters for all the "Team Jacob" crap he had to hear while he was trying to direct 2 Fast, 2 Furious.