Showing posts with label horticulture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horticulture. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

On Strategic Topiary

The landscaping guys cut down a tree just outside my apartment window.

It's not a big deal, I've been waking up way too early lately anyway, why not get up an hour earlier to chainsaws? I guess the people who bought our buildings actually wanted them to be seen from the road, or something. Go figure.

But the whole treeline is broken now. Even if it doesn't act as efficient a sound buffer, I hope they put in another Japanese maple or something similar.

Still, I guess all those nights of wandering naked past my second-floor window with all the lights on are over.

Probably should knock out the nude noon tai chi and sunbathing while watching the grade schoolers get off the bus, too, huh?

Saturday, January 21, 2012

We All Know What You're Doing

Hey.

Middle-Aged Guy In The Sneakers, Camo Sweat Pants, Plaid Jacket, and Hoody Balding On Top With A Ponytail Who Was Staring At The "Medicinal Horticulture And Hemp" Shelf Of The Gardening Section In The Book Store Today.

We all know what you're doing. Stop making it so obvious. You're a shameful stereotype.

Also, can my friends score a bag? I don't partake, but I recognize the utility of having a wholesaler nearby.