On Elected Officials

So Kenya just elected a new president who has the word 'Kenya' right in his name.

I propose we in the rest of the world follow suite:

• The next American president shall be "Ugly Betty" actress America Ferrera, a woman, and Latina.
• The UK will elect as Prime Minister Welsh footballer Mike England.
• Even though he is not a citizen, NFL player Willie Germany will lead Deutchland in its economic expansion, because "Willie Germany."

This was UN meatings can get rid of those little flags or name plates, and the whole thing will be a whole lot more like Hetalia. The real trick is going to be finding somebody named "Tobego" to co-rule with Trinidad Jame$.

On Getting It Together

The following U.S. states have not yet viewed my blog and it is now my mission and all of yours to get it read by people in:

• Alabama
• Alaska
• Idaho
• Iowa
• Kentucky
• Maine
• Mississippi
• Montana
• Nevada
• New Hampshire
• New Mexico
• North Dakota
• Oklahoma
• Rhode Island
• South Carolina
• South Dakota
• Tennessee
• Utah
• Vermont
• Wyoming

New Zealand, Israel, Finland, Laos and the United Arab Emirate are fine, though.