What Vodka Makers Are Actually Advertising

Smirnoff: Some kind of pseudo-European/Arabian sheik decadent orgy.




Stoli: Communism, obviously. But if you look closely, there's subtle undertones of orgy.





Svedka: Sex robots.



And no, not a sex robot orgy. They worked really hard to make you fall in love with this one particular sexbot. In 2033, homo-robol marriage is defined as one man and one gynoid.