Idea for Porn Website

I keep seeing these "FTV Girls." Apparently it means "First Time Video."

Geek market equivalent: "FTL Girls."

All Faster-Than-Light sex, all the time (relative to the observer).

Of Smells You Don't Normally Smell Around the House

I smelled bowling ally french fries with ketchup just now. Just for a second. When I realized what it was I tried to inhale again, longer this time, to see if I could find the scent again.

And just as I thought. Nothing.


Also, Spitfire, are you Lerch? I tried to find some evidence of identity but the best I got was ause of the word "rubbish," so I'm assuming I'm correct.

On Tradition

If people weren't disappointed not to have it done to them, a twenty-first birthday is actually a pretty horrible thing to do to a person.

"I control your consumption of alcohol in quantity and pace. You have no choice, give in to it. I shall control your state of being until the morrow."

Kinda harsh.

If you really hated someone, you should wish them nothing but twenty-first birthdays forever.

On Timing, Pt 3

I have class on Wednesdays.

It's a Wednesdays-only class.

At 6:40 p.m. Tuesday my teacher has yet to post either the reading or the source material for what we will discuss.

Smashing.

On Credit Scores

I'm thinking of a number between 350 and 850. Give up? It's my credit score.

I'm assuming, here. As far as I know I have no credit score because the only card of mine that I charge to is actually a check card, so it's basically a debit on steroids. Still, if I have a calculable score, it's supposed to be between 350 and 850.

My mom's credit score is 852.

I have no idea how she did it. But I want in on it.

I Don't Usually Worry, More Like Plan, But I Really Don't Have Time For This Now

Mexico flu a 'potential pandemic'

Mexico flu sparks global action


This is how it begins, people. Time to buy a police-issue glock 17 9mm (so you can use found ammo) and a couple katanas. Hopefully I can raid a police station for body armor before the hordes come out.

On Crazy Weather

I had to put a fleece back on my bed all last week.

Now I'm down to a bed sheet with the windows open all night.


For the last six months I've let out a little yelp of "COLD!" every time I sat on the toilet seat.

Today I sat down and let out a refreshed sigh.


Today a 5 year-old black child with cornrows said I had frizzy hair and big lips.


Binghamton, YOU CRAZY~!