On Having Connections

Last night at a bar I ran into a guy I went to high school with. And middle school. And elementary school. Pretty sure kindergarten too. The point is I've known him for a long time, but the only time we ever see each other is at this particular bar. We played a quick game of catch-up. He asked if I was working, I asked what he was up to. Turns out he's in grad school, becoming a physical therapist. He even offered me free physical therapy for life.



So, you know, I got that going for me. Now we just gotta find a way to get me horribly maimed. With my friends? Shouldn't be too hard.