Doctor Haiku?

I work with very intelligent, very nerdy people. So sometimes we challenge each other to write amusing haikus. Since I've already done Nerdy Limericks, I figured why not some Wholiganism?

so complicated.
non-linear time streams are …
If you ask me,

It's wibbly-wobbly
time-y-whimy stuff. It's all
a bit confusing.

Do not follow me,
under any circumstance,
Amelia Pond.

Further Nerd Poetry

"Wade"

There once was a young merc named Deadpool
Whose enemies thought him a great fool.
But while out slaying some goons
He thought, in yellow balloons,
"Not since smoking has cancer been this cool."

"Snikt"

"I'm the best there is
At what I do, and what I
Do ain't very nice."