On Lacking Direction: A Project Update

So today I get to sleep in a little bit, then book it to Connecticut for an interview with Apple. That'd be a second part-time job alongside Barnes & Noble, both of which would fund my plot to move somewhere more conducive to a writing career in the near future.

All this while maintaining this blog, submitting my book proposal to more agents, and interviewing webcartoonists from Oregon, Texas, Belgium and hopefully Massachusetts for said book.

Oh, and I'm starting a secret project to create a meme/internet resource site, but shush.

Basically, I have no idea what I'm doing, but it should be very entertaining for the rest of you, especially with a 1000th blog post coming in about a month. (Oh shit oh shit oh shit….) Bear with me while my head explodes, and sell the elegant blood splatter pattern afterward.

The Good Men Project

For anyone who lovingly follows my life, I have an article up at The Good Men Project this week:

Measuring Manliness with Motorcycles

It's based on a piece I did about a year ago and will be appearing in my book Girl Pants and Gasoline if I can find an agent soon. Check it out!