On Dumb Bitches

A dumb bitch is a specific term, denoting a woman who makes other women look bad through her almost willful idiocy.

To wit: I am friends on Facebook with a dumb bitch who used to actually be a friend until her dumbness and bitchiness actually affected me directly. This dumb bitch writes the following status update, because we all obviously care what she thinks:

"[Dumb Bitch] is tired of rain, family and being unemployed."

Now family I can understand. I really do. But the rain? Really? You're fucking unemployed. Where the fuck do you have to go that's so fucking important when you don't have a Summer job? To every dumb bitch out there: no one cares about your life and they're tired of taking it up the ass trying to accommodate your dumb bitchitude. Stop being a dumb bitch.