Thomas and Friends: Non-Stop Ass-to-Mouth All Day

Does it bother no one that anyone not an A-Lister in Thomas the Tank Engine, anyone whose toy has a magnet on both ends, is effectively going ass-to-mouth all day long?

You think they get hazard pay for that?

Or do they just do it because they like it?





At least I didn't make a "Human Centipede" joke. I just ripped off Kevin Smith. That's way more tasteful.

"Clopening"

"Nope. No, I was actually scheduled to be on today. Nevermind."

Clopening - n./v. - 1. The event or action of working an opening shift immediately following a closing shift.

Ex:
Are you on tomorrow?
Are you kidding? I'm clopening.


Frankly, I just loath any shift longer than the number of hours I had to sleep between shifts, let alone the number of hours total between shifts.