Does it bother no one that anyone not an A-Lister in Thomas the Tank Engine, anyone whose toy has a magnet on both ends, is effectively going ass-to-mouth all day long?
You think they get hazard pay for that?
Or do they just do it because they like it?
At least I didn't make a "Human Centipede" joke. I just ripped off Kevin Smith. That's way more tasteful.
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