An eCard for Mayor Bloomberg

Hopefully this is the one that goes viral and catapults my into the Big Time.

Post-SOPA White-Out

I bought a snowboard off my little brother figuring if I go even once this year it pays for itself.

Mostly I just stare at it in the corner, wondering when I turned into such a dude, with my extreme winter sports and extra guitars and red furniture and fine art.

Thank God for the Optimus Primes in my closet.