On Turning 26

Considering all the tech in my room, I guess I never really outgrew my nightlight, huh?


Router, tv, cable box, BluRay, Roku box … yup, no monsters getting in here.

What Russian Scients May Find at the Bottom of Lake Vostock

1. Megatron
   
   
   
   
2. Cthulhu. Alternately: Godzilla, Nessie, or lizard men guarding an opening to the inside of our hollow Earth
   
   
   
   
   
3. Bacterial to destroy us all
   
   
4. Amelia Earhart, married to Aquaman and ruling Atlantis
   
   
5. M. Night Shyamalan.
   
   
   
   
   
6. Some previously unknown species of little shrimp or something.