Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Procrastinator's Prayer

Dear Lord, please in your infinite graces and power
To strike down my incompetent superiors
For their inability to request a reasonable amount of work
In reasonable time.

May they be repeatedly fucked in the ear by your power
And develop a wicked-harsh ear infection
From which I shall gain the time to meet unreasonable requests.
For thine is the power, and the glory, and the ear-fucking
Forever and ever. Amen.

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