Friday, May 29, 2009

On Politeness

You know, you really feel like a jerk turning down a person's offer of free gum.

I mean what kind of asshole does that? Is it really my fault that I can't stand the taste of mint or spearmint or cinnamon? Is it not punishment enough that I had to use children's toothpaste until I was 18 and they released citrus blends?

What kind of monster am I?

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