Sunday: On Raccoons

People say raccoons look like little robbers with their masks on.

But I ask you, why try so hard to look like a criminal? What is the raccoon really after? If not a criminal, what does he gain by posing as one? What underworld connections might he acquire and for what purpose has he given up his own protection by the law to achieve?

He is the hero we do not even know we need. He is the raccoon.