Reasons To Move Out of Your Mother's House

Reasons To Move Out of Your Mother's House:

• She has already placed a non-functional exercise machine in your room under the assumption you weren't coming back from college.
• You have failed to convince her that trading you for the master bedroom would be more convenient since your room has a hotplate.
• You've realized the only reason you leave all your stuff lying around is because you can't throw away stupid things like other people's clothes or baby pictures.
• You are tired of dealing with people who are awake in the daylight and don't want to cook at 1 a.m. every night.
  
• You have run out of places to add more bookshelves.
• You've got wonderful pop art for the walls but someone prefers to look at Georgia O'Keeffe's vagina-flowers all day.