Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Reasons To Move Out of Your Mother's House

Reasons To Move Out of Your Mother's House:
  • She has already placed a non-functional exercise machine in your room under the assumption you weren't coming back from college.
  • You have failed to convince her that trading you for the master bedroom would be more convenient since your room has a hotplate.
  • You've realized the only reason you leave all your stuff lying around is because you can't throw away stupid things like other people's clothes or baby pictures.
  • You are tired of dealing with people who are awake in the daylight and don't want to cook at 1 a.m. every night.
  • You have run out of places to add more bookshelves.
  • You've got wonderful pop art for the walls but someone prefers to look at Georgia O'Keeffe's vagina-flowers all day.

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