Thursday, December 29, 2011

… or Are You Just Happy to See Me | Other Reasons for Inopportune Erections

  • I am happy to see your mother.
  • I crushed a Viagra into my food earlier and it's just starting to kick in a little early.
  • Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about Betty White/Marlon Brando in The Island of Dr. Moreau.

  • My blood pressure is spiking and I am about to die.
  • It's easier to hold my pee in this way.
  • I just woke up. From a dream about you. Dying in a plane crash.

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