Monday, December 12, 2011

Why I Am the Worst Date

  • Get coffee: hate coffee. (How about tea and scones? Maybe a biscotto?
  • Go outside for a smoke: don't smoke. (Father issues.)
  • Sushi: nauseated by all seafood. (Fancy lobster and any dinner in Maryland/tropical islands also ruined)
  • Movie date: keep your tongue in check, woman, I paid $11 to see this movie in which I'm now thematically invested, I'm going to watch it.
  • Hiking/rock climbing/long walks on the beach: fucking lazy.

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