Things Which Would Prevent Me From Wanting To See A Movie: "127 Hours"

"How the hell am I going to dig myself out of this hole that is my  inability to land
decent roles where I don't squint?…I've got it! I'll stop working with Judd Apatow!
Dramatic roles! Of wounded people! Yeah!"

 

Things Which Would Prevent Me From Wanting To See A Movie: "127 Hours":

• 90 minutes where a character doesn't move
• 90 minutes of "How am I going to get out of this one?"/"Oh, well that didn't work. Heartbreakingly close, though."
• 90 minutes of watching some guy try everything short of cutting off his own arm, knowing all the while that he's going to have to cut off his own arm and then actually watching him cut off his own arm.
• James Franco looking deliriously confused. Again.