Saturday, December 18, 2010

On Baking

There is absolutely nothing worse in the world than tryingto beat meringue out of a bowl of egg and sugar by hand, and I'm including infanticide and the assassination of political prisoners.

Seriously, the last time I worked my triceps this hard I was in high school and people accused me of excessively jerking off.

On a related note, most conmercial eggs are pasteurized now and aren't likely to kill you if you take a little taste raw. Still, I wouldn't reccommend using them as masturbatory lubricant.

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