Friday, December 24, 2010

Pre-Christmas Mini Blog: On Vegetarian Pizza

Truthfully, there's no such thing as bad pizza. Like sex, there is
only that which is amazing and that which is amazing drunk.
I got free pizza today. I was very hungry. So hungry, I didn't even care that there was spinach on the pizza.

And that brown squiggly bit? Well, I kind of hoped it was sausage and not eggplant.

It was eggplant. Damnit.

Do you know how many more animals I had to eat over dinner to balance out eating that kind of crap on a pizza? What a waste of perfectly good junk food. Those toppings aren't even food. They're what my typical food eats.

Good thing when I got home I made myself a salad with delicious chopped up bits of salted boiled pig intestine. Hurray meat.

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