Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Some Idle Thoughts About Mascots

I'm pretty sure Energizer has had that bunny addicted to cocaine for 23 years.

Chip the Cookie Hound apparently went through some kind of court-ordered rehab program after getting released for good behavior on a light sentence, since he was clearly brainwashed by the Cookie Crook. My guess is he wanted to put that whole life behind him, so he sold the rights to his name to some wolf. (Gallagher did the same thing.)

I like to think if the Justin Long "I'm A Mac" guy banged the T-Mobile Girl, John Hodgeman's "PC" guy would be there filming it. Still wearing black socks.

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