On the Robespierre

Robespierre - n. or v. To receive analingus from a mustachioed French woman.

"Xxxxx and her mustache can eat me."
"Would that be a mustache ride?" What's the Parisian equivalent to a dirty sanchez? A reasonably clean Jacque? The Robespierre!"

As in,

"Hey, did you get a tug-job from that Swedish chick at the bar last night?"
"No, but I got a Robespierre from her French friend."
"I … think it was a girl?"

I am still working out what kind of table-turning trifecta of maneuvers would be required to hit a full "French Revolution." Ideally it would involve class difference, monetary exchange and sans culottes.