On Unemploymath

Here are some equations one might find useful in unemployment.

Christmas Budget = [($20 max)(number people) + coupons/employee discounts/regift value] - Beer Money

Income = Birthday check from Grandma + loose change - Beer Money

Travel Budget = $[5(gas money)/20 minutes]/[3(Beer Money)/day]

Beer Money = what's in your pocket - keys and the condom you won't be using any time soon