Thursday, October 13, 2011

Why I Will Not Be Buying the Green Lantern Blu-Ray

Two words (and no, they're not "Ryan Reynolds"):

"UltraViolet Copy."

Really? "Digital Copy" wasn't enough? We had to go even bluer down the emotional spectrum than "Blu-Ray?" We had to shoot right bast the Blue Lanterns and the Indigo Tribe and head past the end of the visual field?

What could be worse than combining Hal Jordan's backstory with the personality of Kyle Rayner and the likability of Guy Gardner after a double-X-L bean burrito?

Causing me to associate this movie with another travesty every time I try to watch a streaming or downloadable copy (which would of course be rarely or never):

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