Sunday, September 9, 2012

An Open Letter to Kanye West

Dear Kanye,

We found your glasses at work the other day. Yours or Elvis'. Iy's Blue Ivy or Blue Suede Shoes.

Either way, listen, they're a swag boost. A bitches magnet. They attract the ladies is what I'm saying.

If you would like your magic pimp shades back, please feel free to contact me. Until then, I will be abusing this gift to my wicked heart's content.

Yours truly,


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