The Menu At My Secret Space-Themed Diner

Beside a franchise "Actually A Dollar" Store (where prices are set by state and county to amount exactl $1 after taxes), I have another dream for a failed business to open: a theme diner. Hell yeah.

I want to make terrible space puns in all the foods. All of them. Otherwise it's unfunny and uncommitted.

I want to serve chicken Marsalla, and Jupiturkey Clubs, Neptuna Fish and MerCurie, and serve dessert of Hubble Bubble Tea with Black Donut Holes or Pie in the SkyLab.

Mostly, I just want to be able to have a constant supply of Alan Shepherd's Pie.

"Is important, when you come to Soviet space restaurant, you never order Uranus Soup."