Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Have Low Standards

"Too sexy for this car," you say?

I must be inclined to agree with you, miss—and I say miss because you are driving an ivory white Chrystler PT Cruiser with Floridian license plates.

The PT Cruiser is the most disgusting, hideous, moronic, least inspiring, rage-inducing piece of garbage aesthetic design debacle since Herbert Powell-Simpson allowed his half-brother to design The Homer.

So yes, dear, I will agree that you are too sexy for that car.

Honey Booboo's fat, ugly, human refuse personification of bad decisions mother is too sexy for a PT Cruiser.

Actually, I'm pretty sure she is half PT Cruiser and that explains a lot, actually.

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