Sunday, February 10, 2013

Ways to Describe My Beard


  • One week into a really bad breakup
  • My head-start on No-Shave November
  • For that matter, my all-year tribute to the mighty ball sac
  • Chia-Face
  • Cousin Itt bukakke
  • In a completely different way: A Japanese man's wet dream
  • Your girlfriend who shaved for you for Valentine's day, on March 1st
  • Waffle Fries (because it's so bad, but feels so good)
  • That weird button you found in the wash, in that you're afraid to ever really get rid of it
  • Sampson's Mane
  • Hipster's ski mask
  • Lopsided and shitty

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