#673 - "Are those space pants? Because you can pee in those."
#416 - "That hilarious t-shirt looks really good on you. I bet it'd look even better double-bagged in a hermetically sealed display case next to my lightsaber replica and a signed copy of Action Comics No. 1."
#326 - "Tell me, how do you get into your pants? I mean really. I don't know."
#667 - "Are you an angel? Because I could swear I was on the 4th moon of Iego."
#257 - "If I told you you have a beautiful body would you email me a pic with your face in it?"
#521 - "I'm huge in base-4."
#398 - "Find f"(u) when y=3/2(u^3)•c•k where c and k are both real constants of unknown quantity.
#1 - "I don't care what my mom thinks, I'm getting a lock for my bedroom door."