Closure - n. Finally porking that bitch after six years and then tossing her to the curb.
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We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff."
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"Genius."
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"Super-alternative … with an extra cup of comedy."
- Sarah Manders, scholar and author of academic papers. No really
"Genius."
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- Lily Ackerman, Phi Beta Kappa Key Reporter
"Genius."
- Lauren Leto, Texts From Last Night
"Super-alternative … with an extra cup of comedy."
- Sarah Manders, scholar and author of academic papers. No really
"Genius."
- Camus Dude, some guy on Twitter
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One day they will name an antisocial disorder after me, and everyone will want an interview with me but I'll just stay home all day.
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- On Living Vicariously
- On Growing Older
- On Writer's Block
- On G4 T.V.
- On The Lottery
- 200th Blog Post!
- Meatus
- On Being White
- More Nerdy Pick-up Lines
- Geek Pick-Up Line #382
- I'm sick and this seems funny in my delirium
- Of Inappropriateness
- On-The-Job Experience
- On Irony, Pt. 3 (Belated Friday Post)
- On Fairness
- An Open Letter to Bono
- Jury Duty: Day 2
- Jury Duty: Day 1
- Bonus Post: Joanne Leads Hilarious Lives!
- Jury Duty Part 1
- News Update
- On Knowing When to Quit
- On Breaking Even
- Of Feet In Mouths
- On A Certain Point of View
- *Disclaimer*
- Of Closure
- On Fine Distinctions
- On Good Mornings
- On the Cock
- On Conundrums
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