More On LOST and Astrophysics

Apparently what gets my blog hits are:

2) LOST explanations (30 hits) and

1) astrophysics jokes (128 hits).



So my new theory is this: Jacob's nemesis is the evil Lord Xenu, of scientology infamy, attempting to return to his home, Earth's diametric orbital double "Nemesis," utilizing a confluence of astronomic phenomena centered around The Temple.

So much better than my whole "Jacob and Man In Black are just God and the Devil" theory, no?

This stuff practically writes itself, just like leaky-gravity multi-brane theory, am I right, scientists??

Can I get an "It's likely, barring repeatably verifiable experimental data to the contrary" in here, brothers?