Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Classic Movies Ruined Forever By Outdated Plot Devices

"Hello, you've reached the Winter of our discontent. It's not 1994 right now, but if you leave your name and number I'm sure Ben Stiller will make a movie with it eventually."

Classic Movies Ruined Forever By Outdated Plot Devices:
  • Ghostbusters 2 - The old Statue of Liberty license plate scene at the end

  • Rambo Part III - Fighting for the Taliban

  • Pretty much any technical scene in War Games

  • Say Anything - Who the hell still owns a tape deck?

  • Ninja Turtles, Short Circuit 2, Coming To America and anything else that features Twin Towers in the New York City Skyline. [Ed. note: FROWNY FAAAACE.]

  • Reality Bites - Ethan Hawk would have fucking shot himself if he knew about Twitter.

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