Saturday, July 3, 2010

Things I Have Learned Housesitting

Things I Have Learned Housesitting:
  • Always bring your own toilet paper.
  • Dogs are fucking crazy for chasing rabbits.
  • "Unbreakable" Kryptonite brand bike chains have a lifetime warrantee that does cover gettin chewed through, but after three run throughs customer service starts getting a tad miffed.
  • Birds don't eat fucking anything.

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