I always get more hits with a picture. Somehow images of cute girls do better than average. Odd, huh?
- "If you looked any more perfect, Greek scholars would have assigned you a letter value defined as an infinitely recursive sum of fractions."
- "Girl, you so fine I don't even need my course adjustment."
- "Is that a vuvuzela in your pocket, or are you just really fucking annoying?"
- "Are you a bluetooth headset? Because I feel like we're paired."
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