The Honey Bear | Nature's Lobotomy Patient

I love that I cab measure things in bears now.

"I'm going to pour like half a bear of honey into this [unsweetened caffeine beverage]."

That's amazing. I have a little bear at home who had the top of his head sawed off and his corpse filled with viscous goo (after removing his own viscous goo).

But I get angry about the bears who have to wear the pointy hat. I just feel like that's demeaning. Plus it gets clogged a lot.