After a trying day at work, I ended up following this car home for dinner.
I actually just clawed my way out of the basement, after a harrowing nightmare of bladed topiary equipment, sadistic, maniacal death traps, and basement-dwelling grandparents without any teeth.
So, yeah, I'm going to to go file a police report or something. Enjoy looking for this guy around town.
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