Fidel Castro "In Good Health"

Oh, what a fun world I wake up to this morning!

Thank you, BBC!

As always, my news comes solely from tech blogs, and the BBC. Because no one's more fair and balanced in reporting American news stories than the Eastern hemisphere.

Apparently, Fidel Castro, former leader of communist Cuba, is not dying anytime soon.

"He could not even remember the last time he had a headache," says the article.

Other things Castro can't remember:

• His birthday
• Why the car keys were in the freezer
• Whatever happened to that nice Jack Kennedy fellow from up North.