Getting What You Wish For

I'm a little surprised the search "food pyramid hat" returned zero results for
conspiracy nut pyramid hats, which were also food pyramid diagrams.

"What do I want for dinner, David?"

"…Tapas."

"That is not a viable option."

"But that's what you want."

"You know, now I do."

"Mhmm. Next time, ask what you really want to ask."


Sometimes it's tough having gastronomically psychic abilities.




The rest of the time it's pretty sweet.