On Justin Bieber II

Add some studs and spikes, and that's the same jacket M.J. wore in his "Thriller" video.
I'm just glad Michael Jackson never lived to see this day.
You know, what with all the child molestation and all.

I came up with this the other day. Since I have n use for it, have at it. Replace "Justin Bieber" with any 'artist' you utterly loathe.


"To call Justin Bieber's work pedestrian would be to insult the intelligence of anyone capable of crossing the street."



Feel free to add an "Oh, snap," to the end if you so choose.


And for the record, the older he gets, the more I come to believe that Justin Bieber is actually the first successful human clone.

Of Ellen Degeneres.