Awful Gift Combinations

Someone came into the bookstore today and bought a copy of Digest Diet, the Reader's Digest oficial fat-burning diet book, and a dark chocolate and peppermint truffle bar.

What a dick.

I can promise you this unibomber-looking dude was not buying for himself. And if he wasn't completely oblivious, he was one of the most passive-aggressive men in America.


Other Terrible Gift Combinations:

• Windshield fuzzy dice, a Gas & Go prepaid card, and a bottle of scotch

• A smoke detector and a dime bag

• A Ku Klux Klan membership and a DVD copy of Friday After Next

• A hit of acid and a sensory deprivation chamber

• A tank of laughing gas and a David Spade movie

• Tickets to Cirque du Soleil and a seeing eye dog

• Ben Afleck's Daredevil, Jersey Girl, and Gigli, and the number for your local suicide prevention hotline