Thursday, August 13, 2009

On Family

Family is the one group of people where you willingly put yourself in the type of situations that make you start thinking of household objects as viable deadly weapons.

Oh, a gardening trowel? I could stab it right through her head. No. Too hard. One hit. Kitchen shears could take out a couple. Lawnmower. Better! Too unwieldy though?

That's when dad busts in on his midlife crisis Kawasaki. "Hey kids, who wants to bash some watermelons with this cool old scimitar I found!?"


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