On Things to Come

I promise to post more after I go through all sorts of fun tomorrow morning, but for a taste here's an impression of me visiting my grandfather in the VA hospital tomorrow morning:

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Highly sedated Alzheimer's patient!"
"'Highly sedated Alzheimer's patient' who?"
"LOL! I DUNNO!"


Yeah, that's far better than I expect it'll go. Times like this I'm almost willing to buy an iPhone so I don't have to feel the awkward. Maybe there'll be a cute candy striper or something. Do they still have candy stripers? Maybe they're just called volunteers now. In very nonsexual scrubs.

Screw that. I'm just gonna bring my lab coat and walk around like stealing medicine.