Saturday, March 27, 2010

Ineffective Pick-Up Lines

An excellent pick-up line: "It's really cool how you don't care what anybody thinks of you."

  • "Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

  • "I promise I'm not going to kill you."

  • "Was your father a thief? Because I feel like I could buy you cheap out the back of a truck."

  • "I feel like rolling my brain over and going to sleep, leaving you cold and unsatisfied because you just blew my mind."

  • "You're hot. You look like my mother."

  • "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I'd really like to do some blow right now." (Could conceivably work.)

  • "My last girlfriend was Tara Reid."

  • "Did it hurt?…When you got the boob job?"

  • "How many roofies does it take to get to the center of an appletini? Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three…."

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