Wednesday, March 31, 2010

On Liam Neeson

I like watching television and talking back to it whenever someone says something magnificently stupid, which is fairly often.

The problem is I've been doing this for going on twenty years and, frankly, I'm running out of witty material for comebacks. It's gotten to the point where if I I don't truly feel disdain for what I'm seeing I feel like it's not even worth it and I just parrot back whatever was just said like some demented third grader.

So I was watching a movie trailer yesterday where Liam Neeson said something just completely ridiculous, that usually being his case, and my first inclination was to just adopt a gruff tone and mimic his ass until it left my screen. That's when I realized I can't possibly parody Liam Neeson.

I mean I'm already bearded and incredibly condescending. There's not a lot more to him than that.

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