Monday, March 29, 2010

On Reality T.V.

I've learned Sarah Palin is getting some kind of reality show.

I assume it's going to be her saying stupid shit and tearing wolves apart with her bare teeth, occasionally repelling a Russian invasion of her home.

And I realized she could actually pull this off. With the right help.

Yes, I propose failed Vice Presidential candidate and all-around retard Sarah Palin team up with Jersey Shore miniature woman and empathetic punching bag, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

I think she would bring a hint of class and intelligence to the program that Palin on her own might not be able to pull off.

And of course there will be plenty of Bump-Its and drinking and high-pitched cute sounds that don't really have any bearing on real life whatsoever. And maybe if we're lucky they'll make out in the hot tub.

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